Things Montrezl Harrell Cannot Break
07/28/2014 10:50 AM
1. A phone book
2. A walnut
3. The Hulk: While Montrezl Harrell is the hulk of the UofL basketball team, until he gets caught in a blast of gamma radiation like Bruce Banner, Trez probably cannot take on Marvel Comic’s strongest character.
4. Gumby: From one green guy to the next, Montrezl cannot break Gumby either. He bends but won’t break.
5. Infomercial unbreakable cups
6. A stack of bricks
7. Wile E Coyote: The Coyote has been chasing the road runner for more than 70 years. He has been hit by an anvil, a rocket, a boulder and even a piano. Not sure anything will ever break Wile E.
8. Goal Posts: Now, it’s popular for NFL players to dunk the football when they score a touchdown. Not sure Montrezl Harrell could bring down the goal posts on a single dunk.
9. Louisville Slugger Bat: This bat is 120 feet long and weighs 68,000 pounds. No matter how hard Montrezl tries, he is not breaking the Louisville Slugger museum’s giant bat.
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